SHARE ROUT!!! Blah blah shares plummet across the globe blah...am I the only one with recession fatigue?

JOE SIXPACK!!! Has another name:

NO MORE CUCKOO'S NEST TOURS!!! Says the state, about the wing of the mental hospital in Salem where Nicholson shot the movie.

GOURMET EXCESS!!! I've not actually seen a copy of Gourmet Magazine yet, but I'm told it contains the following sentence: "There's a real sense that Portland today is to the culinary arts what Paris was to the visual arts a hundred years ago." That would be the year, incidentally, that Monet painted this:

ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE!!! Under Cindy's Adult Book store. This is not a joke. Although what's archaeological about "Bottles, bottle stoppers and what archaeologists believe is the top of a pot or teapot..." I have no idea.

BECKHAM GOES BACKHAM!!! To AC Milan, on a loan, come January.

Good day.