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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Gypsy Joker Clubhouse Compound

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Tue, Oct 28, 2008 at 10:41 AM

There's a building on NE MLK that people driving by probably don't notice at all. The fancy new development across the street with its bizarrely-named restaurant "Belly" probably steal their focus first. But when you happen to wander by on foot, this building's curious, off-kilter details are far more interesting than its posh new neighbors.

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The roofline is a strange black and white gothic facade that looks handpainted:

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And the only words on the building are this intriguing threat stenciled on a large black door:

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What is this private party to which law enforcement are specifically uninvited? And how do I get in? The neighbors knew immediately - the strange building is the exclusive clubhouse of Oregon biker gang the Gypsy Jokers. An Oregonian article says that police believe there's about 80 Gypsy Jokers in Oregon, about half of them with felony records for crimes like murder, rape and robbery. But these days it seems like the Jokers spend their free time living lawless in simpler ways.

The neighbors say the club isn't so much an epicenter of biker mayhem as a party house for a bunch of older, rough and tumble kind of guys. Some Friday and Saturday nights the Jokers race Harleys through the corner stoplight and every year on April Fools, there's a major rally with 300-400 bikes jammed onto the small street behind the clubhouse. "They start their bikes all at one time, it gets so loud you can't hear the TV, it shakes the house," says a neighbor who lives on the corner, "But it's kinda cool at the same time." The neighbor seems surprisingly calm about living next door to the headquarters of a rowdy biker gang. "We don't really say hello to each other, but as long as they mind their business and I mind mine, it's fine," he says, "It's kind of how we deal with the crackheads around here, too."

Getting inside the clubhouse is near impossible. The club's front is that enigmatic brick and black exterior and along the back of the property runs a tall metal gate attached to a decrepit white home. One neighborhood rumor is that the police showed up at the run-down white house a couple years ago with a battering ram. They broke down the back door only to find the entire interior covered with chicken wire - made impenetrable just in case some enemy happened to have a battering ram. I mustered up the courage to walk up the wooden porch steps and knock on the house door - no answer. So I stood at the gate and peered between the bars: a dirt lot, a small dog, two Harleys and a sign scrawled with "Bikes Only." I looked down at the gate latch. It was unlocked. I could easily push the metal bars open and go in. I thought about this for a moment. Then I thought about handguns. I could never, ever go in.

The Gypsy Jokers say one of their core values is patriotism. Other people call that racism. "Members must be male, 21, and own an American-made bike - cops, gays, needle users and African Americans need not apply," says the Oregonian article. What's crazy about the this is that right next door to the Gypsy Jokers fortress of white male supremacy (on Martin Luther King, Jr. Avenue) is a reggae bar and African cultural center called New Born Tribe. They even share a sign, they're literally on opposite sides of the same pole:

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Turns out the Jokers are serious about the "violators will be prosecuted" threat, too. The actual police raid that grew into the rumored Battering Ram Incident wound up with in court, with Portland paying the Jokers $50,000 in damages.

I waited outside the metal gate for a while, trying to get a glimpse of anything worth hiding. Then, all of a sudden, an older man in metal-frame sunglasses and a gigantic Gypsy Jokers belt buckle came outside and walked swiftly to a car parked at the curb. I jumped up and told him I was curious about the place and about the Jokers. He told me there was nothing to be curious about, got in his car and drove away.

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Funny, I always assumed that warning stencil was for the Rasta place next door...so they can smoke the reefer.

Posted by Chunty McHutchence on October 28, 2008 at 11:07 AM | Report this comment

I actually SAW the battering ram. The PPB had some kind of tank looking vehicle, the entire street blocked off and were clearly doing a massive raid. Fremont was still open though, and the #33 bus I was on drove right past.

Posted by Number Six on October 28, 2008 at 11:51 AM | Report this comment

Fucking hipster emo pussies.

I staggered in here one night after hearing some rocking music on the street, sat down and had a fucking drink.

Be a man.

Posted by Taco Del Gato on October 28, 2008 at 11:57 AM | Report this comment

Or a (wo)man as the case may be.

h0 h0 h0!

Posted by Taco Del Gato on October 28, 2008 at 11:58 AM | Report this comment

I used to live next to the Outsiders clubhouse. I felt perfectly safe and actually more safe due to the fact that people weren't likely stupid enough to mess around with anything near the clubhouse.

It got loud at 3am when they left. Didn't care in the least. They serve as a nice presence in the neighborhood. They didn't bother us, we didn't bother them.

Posted by Alf on October 28, 2008 at 12:55 PM | Report this comment

Great story! always wondered about the Jokers building. Keep them coming.

Posted by Erik ok on October 28, 2008 at 1:09 PM | Report this comment

good stuff. I also used to live nearby the Outsiders clubhouse over on 86th ish and Duke St in SE... You should take a picture of that joint - kinda hilarious looking. They mind their biz, I mind mine. Its all good.

Posted by Mizzzzzzz on October 28, 2008 at 4:28 PM | Report this comment

Wasn't there also a black motorcycle clubhouse on Alberta where Office is now (before it burned down a few years ago)?

Posted by LawyerPepper on October 28, 2008 at 6:23 PM | Report this comment

How I wish that the Gypsy Jokers were just a group of guys on cool bikes. This is not the case - they dress bad to be bad and feel that they are above the law because they feel that they are the law. Recently, a wonderful lady friend of mine was threatened at a bar in NE Portland (Halibut's) by one of the "higher ups" of the Gypsy Jokers. The Gypsy Joker threatened her life because she showed up at the bar as planned to pick up some sentimental items from her ex-boyfriend [name deleted for potential libelous content—eds.] and who is linked to the Gypsy Jokers. (His niece's fiance is a Gypsy Joker and helps him get drugs - the main reason my lady friend left him.) My friend stood her ground and got the police involved and there was heightened security in place to protect her. What the Gypsies do is drugs and if they can't hook you by drugs they'll attempt to hook your psyche by fear. Darn right low life thugs is what they are when you get down to it.

Posted by AnonyOregon on October 28, 2008 at 7:47 PM | Report this comment

If only I wasn't a black lesbian diabetic udercover agent.Oh well,maybe I can start my own "club".

Posted by Diver on October 29, 2008 at 6:14 AM | Report this comment
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GYPSY JOKERS ARENT EVEN ALLOWED TO CALL THEMESELVES A 1% CLUB. IF THEY DO THEY GET THERE ASSES SET AFFIRE BY THE 81'S AND OTHER REAL CLUBS. OREGON IS NEUTRAL GROUND. IM PRETTY SURE THEYRE A HELLS ANGELS SUPPORT CLUB....SUPPORT=NOT QUALIFIED TO JOIN AND TOO MUCH OF A JOKER TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY ...HA!

Posted by SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL on October 30, 2008 at 5:59 AM | Report this comment

Just stay away from the Gypsies and their extended family members that condone the Gypsies behavior. You'll have a much happier life if you do. If you find yourself trying to leave the Gypsy "web" it soon becomes a nightmare. Also, DO NOT let your kids be around these folks - whether it be for metal works lessons in the NE Portland area studio or to learn/listen to the blues. You'll be sorry in the long run. It's just not a healthy environment for anyone, especially our young people who are so impressionable. The lady mentioned above who got emotionally bounced around and threatened by that Gypsy and his extended family members is a good example of what happens. I hope she is doing okay now, especially after those people did to her and put her through. That family, the blues singer/metal works instructor, the Gypsy the was directly involved, and ALL the Gypsies should be ashamed....

Posted by Lisa on November 2, 2008 at 4:33 PM | Report this comment

I first glanced these cats several months ago, while at a show next door. I thought, damn, these monks are hard knock slime.
Snuccka! Check it...Two night ago, I was diggin for some late-night speed rscing on I-5 north, when out of hells bells came two Jokers...They overtook me at the Fremont bridge, going 75mph.
I caught up, rode with them, in my bonny for a few minutes, them blew past them at 90, trying to set a new pace.
five seconds later, I feel and hear the keepers of hell blow past me...These old-school friday-night friek cats must have been pushing 120 on this 20 degree night.
I busted a hundred, then, took off my hat.
carpe outlaw Gypsums

Posted by J gratey on December 7, 2008 at 7:47 PM | Report this comment

Live and let live... Never undersestimate and ALWAYS RESPECT. Go Simon Go! Be glad they're your neighbors.

Posted by luvajoker on December 11, 2008 at 2:44 AM | Report this comment

Live & let live... Always RESPECT and never underestimate. Be glad they're your neighbors! :D

Posted by luvajoker on December 11, 2008 at 2:46 AM | Report this comment

Live and let live! Damn right! If ya aint got nothin nice to say then just shut your fat mouth!! Goooooooo Simon!!

Posted by up yours on December 30, 2008 at 7:18 PM | Report this comment

this is to the (support your local) what ever ? it sounds like you got your but spanked by somebody? I would rather see the guys around than seeing some other wanna be car/biker club around! oh buy the way do your history on club supporter!!!!

Posted by Big Country on January 7, 2009 at 11:55 PM | Report this comment

Back to the (support your local) Hey you ever thought these guy dont wont the heat breathing down there necks all the time. they dont have to make the news to get respect like some other clubs do.Keep motorcyceling free!!!!!!!!!!!!!. big fan of simon

Posted by Big Country on January 8, 2009 at 12:06 AM | Report this comment

Gypsy Mike was my dad. He lost a hand throwin back a gernade... But he was a damn good man. Taught me honor and RESPECT. Dont run your mouth...Have some RESPECT, Or you just may offend someone.
Ca1n3.

Posted by Captain SaveaHoe on January 20, 2009 at 3:58 AM | Report this comment
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Can you ride a Triumph and still be a Joker? At least they're made by white people. Gypsy Jokers don't rev loud at night in the neighborhood once off MLK/Freemont, and I agree with luvajoker that they're good neighbors. Their bikes are badass (if not prone to leaks) and those coats are the best. My landlord was a clerk in jail a long time ago and he once told me about doing an admit/intake on a guy they were going to lock up, but he was eventually released because the cop was trying to plant drugs on him. What a great story, allegedly.

Posted by pdxRN on January 29, 2009 at 6:32 AM | Report this comment

I grew up with the Jokers since my mom lived with one for 14 years. He asked me once when I was about eight years old what I thought the Gypsy Jokers club was and this is what I told him: A group of men who enjoy riding motorcycles, they have the same friends and their families are all like extended family. They look out for what's theirs and take care of their own...
As I grew up I came to realize that they, just like everyone else are human. Some of them are damn fine men (my step-daddy included) and others...well, they lose their way sometimes - but that's why they have their brothers, to get them back to where they should be. I'm neither a supporter or a critic...just another human on the third rock baby...livin' my life the best I can, just like them :)

Posted by Trippersgirl on January 29, 2009 at 6:46 PM | Report this comment

ive been to this place and the people who go there are really very nice. they just hang out and have fun in the clubhouse. its just a place for people to get together have drinks, listen to music and shoot pool. they keep to themselves mostly and are very genuine. i trust all the people i have met there.

Posted by fionapdx on February 18, 2009 at 8:38 PM | Report this comment

i have been there more time than most of you and let me tell you those guys are the best help no matter what your problems are those of you that trash on them because of there theory in life go f--k your self keep riding free

Posted by test rider on February 20, 2009 at 10:29 PM | Report this comment

I met a joker on his 60th birthday his attitude and story inspired me to get my shit together

Posted by big john on March 22, 2009 at 11:09 AM | Report this comment

The jokers are a club/gang. Mostly easy to get along with. Just like any group of people. There will be good and bad in the lot. A club/gang/fraternity/organization/church are a fellowship of people with similar likes and beliefs. I have witnessed and been a part of the "good and bad" in most of them. People are people since Cain killed his brother Able. Good and Bad amongst us all.

Posted by Eyeswideopen on April 3, 2009 at 6:37 PM | Report this comment

Good people with backbones DO NOT TREAT PEOPLE the way the Gypsy Jokers have as described in the previous comments. Putting themselves above the law, threatening folks because a Gypsy (or Gypsies) and/or their friends don't like something/someone, and affiliating themselves with drugs and violence is both juvenille and menancing, and eventually hurts good people including our kids. Their "loyalty" is misplaced and is indicative of gang mentality. No one in their right mind (or with a clean, caring conscience) could possibility be proud of being a part of such a sick enigma.

Posted by OregonAnony on April 6, 2009 at 4:56 AM | Report this comment

none of you sum bitches know jest what your talkin about...the Gypsy Jokers are 1% and anyone who disagrees well UP YOURS! Stupid people write badly about what they don't know..so any of you muthafuckas that think you know about them can lick my nutts even though i don't have any!!! I know more than any of you punks out there or who are on this page so grow up and move on cuz nomatter what..or by any chance in this world you'll never ever be able to touch or amount to the greatness of the GJMC so put up or shut up..thank you for alowing me to tell you how it is..hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by chicana09 on July 8, 2009 at 1:50 AM | Report this comment

The above commentor should take a good look in the mirror and get some serious intense help. I'd lay odds that they have hurt many good folks and that the commentor doesn't have the heart to make amends. Pitiful soul....

Posted by refreshinglysane on July 21, 2009 at 6:08 PM | Report this comment

We don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve to be hurt! one on all and all one one....."why walk with dogs when you can run with wolves"
Retired GYMC
GFFG

Posted by Dirty White Boy on September 17, 2009 at 3:39 PM | Report this comment

I am A girl from a small town and just wanted to say I have grown up around the most real colors black and white these colors have been respect honor and never harmful to anyone exept to anyone being or doing something in a place they know they shouldnt be trust your first feelings your instinct that will guide you oh and shut your mouth and listen that will get you further

Posted by smalltowngirl on October 10, 2009 at 8:25 PM | Report this comment

Do I have to lay it out in BLACK & WHITE for yaz? Do you know how many toys these guys collect for the little kiddies for christmas?they are top organizers AND donators for the toys for tots organization.support yer locals!!!!!

Posted by oregonbratt on October 17, 2009 at 11:57 PM | Report this comment

Do I have to lay it out in BLACK & WHITE for ya? do you even realize how many toys these guys collect for the kiddies at christmas?they organize and donate so many toys (toys for tots)for children ,so they will have something under the tree for them!!!come on...when was the last time you did something like that?....support yer local........

Posted by oregonbratt on October 18, 2009 at 12:00 AM | Report this comment

Lookin to hook up. Tired of being alone and need a family

Posted by Spider on November 11, 2009 at 12:22 AM | Report this comment

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