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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Stars Aligned

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Tue, Nov 4, 2008 at 7:56 PM

Someone just walked in singing "The Age of Aquarius." Funny thing is, Kitty's hippie employer told her today that the stars are in the same alignment they were in when the constitution was written. Hmmm... That was certainly a historic moment in time.

Well I don't believe in the stars, but today, I sure as hell believe in the will of the American people. But you know what they say, as go the hippies, so goes America...

Wait, they never say that... whatever. I'm celebrating early, we'll see where the stars fall tomorrow.

And by the way, Real Clear Politics has called Virginia for Obama! Hell yes! Virginia!

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