Well, this party is going off the hook right now and I've finally cracked my bottle of New Deal vodka. It seems rather appropriate for some reason. New Deal. Yep. That sounds just about right.
Right now my New Deal is mixed with some OJ. Symbolism? I don't know... I think it's even Florida OJ. Plus, it's a screwdriver... because we're putting the screws to McCain. Maybe that's inappropriate. But you know what? I don't fucking care. All I want is to win Arizona. Just to put a goddamn cherry on top of the whole deal.
A cherry in your new deal, Florida OJ screwdriver? Sure. OK.
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