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George Lazenby from the underrated On Her Majesty's Secret Service

One day more until the new James Bond, folks.

Actually, if you are industrious and obsessed enough, you can see Quantum of Solace tonight at a number of midnight screenings around town. Click here to see a full list of tonight's midnight showings. For my money, the best bet is tonight's double feature at the Broadway Metroplex (1000 SW Broadway). They'll be showing the previous Bond flick, 2006's Casino Royale, at 9 pm, and then Quantum starts at midnight.

Also, this Friday night, Devil's Point (5305 SE Foster) is hosting a Bond Girl Night. I can safely say this will be approximately a billion times better than watching the gorgeous Bond girls onscreen, for two reasons: (1) The Devil's Point girls are live and three-dimensional, and (2) They will be naked. What's more, Bond girls have character names that are quite simply made to be coopted by exotic dancers. Tomorrow night will see performances by the likes of Pussy Galore, Octopussy, Penelope Smallbone, and Countess Nikita von Schlaf.

To tide you over until then, here's a pic of the newest Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko:

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Gosh.