1.SHOW US YOUR PENIS!!! The Oregonian managed to get to court yesterday to see Michael Hammond, the Mercury's favorite nude bicyclist, get cleared of indecent exposure by a judge who agreed it was protected free expression under the constitution.
2.NON-EXISTENT!!! Remember the McCain campaign source who said Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country? Well, er, he doesn't exist.
3.TED STEVENS ON THE ROPES!!! The convicted felon now trails by 814 votes in Alaska.
4.WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE??? Prince Charles's collected letters reveal he's pretty pissed off.
5.LEGO MONOPOLY DISMANTLED!!! A British judge rules that a plastic brick with ridges on it doesn't make a patent, opening the market to other, lesser, and greater, plastic bricks.
6.CASUAL WEAR BY OBAMA!!! The president-elect has begun dressing down. Not down enough, like, naked, but, you know, down.
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