Ah, there she is. I have to say, I often miss Courtney Love. One of my favorite concert experiences was seeing Hole on acid during high school one of the times when she jumped into the audience and punched a dude, right after making the entire amphitheater sing happy birthday to Frances Bean, and the entire episode wrecked my friend's trip so bad that she vomited all over my mandatory grunge-era Doc Martens. Those were the days, I tell you.

Anyhow, she's still alive! Does anyone else think Britney Spears bears a dangerous resemblance?

Anyyyhoowww.... I was just reading about her latest freakout, in which she apparently accused her assistant of stealing from her, alleging that she had made off with a grip of C-Love's designer garb, about which she made no less than 60 posts on her MySpace page yesterday, describing (albeit with striking incoherence) each supposedly stolen item along with links to photos from style.com. Intrigued, I browsed the posts, which have likely been altered since they were originally published, since I didn't see any accusations, just the garbled descriptions. But, I did notice this:

Geminola if she ever calls BACK> and Gibbous fashions.com who will work out a cool deal with you should you happen to want to upcycle your clothes with loads of stitching etc, a;so i was so in love with 3 as 4 whre did they go? that Fall 07 they did is one of the best collections ive ever ever seen.RUN to seaplane503 girls, Madley 323

What was that, dear? Gibbous as in used-to-live-in-Portland Gibbous? Seaplane503 as in Seaplane in the 503? Glad to see Portland fashion in the mix of your brain soup, Courtney. Alongside a link to Lanvin? Flattering!