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Monday, November 17, 2008
Homo / Drunk Why I'm CONVINCED These Guys Aren't Gay
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 1:48 PM
Yes, this is a "French Disco" song. Yes, the video stars the French boy band known as "Pipones." And yet, I remain unconvinced the three guys depicted in the video are gayer than Gaylord McGayerson, the grand marshal of Gay Town's annual gay pride parade. My reasons follow:
1) Gay men don't drop their trousers down to their ankles while standing at a urinal.
2) Gay men don't feign interest in women -- unless they are Republicans.
3) Gay men would never lower themselves to such base, unimaginative choreography.
4) Gay men don't dress up as American tourists -- even to be funny.
And yet... gay men do write the catchiest, ear buggiest songs -- and this number definitely falls under that category. YOU MAKE THE CALL!
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"the catchiest, ear buggiest songs"
Don't you mean ear-buggery-est?
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Totally a straight dude's idea of what gay is.
While I don't necessarily agree with Humpy's points, these boys are the worst dancers I've seen since the other night at the Silverado. So yeah, they're probably straight (ish).
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