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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Today in Justin Timberlake

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 18, 2008 at 1:34 PM

R&B poptart Rihanna (Umbrella-ella-ella) has a new video for her song "Rehab" -- which would mean absolutely nothing to anyone except for the fact that JUSTIN FREAKING TIMBERLAKE IS ALL UP IN THIS MESS!! The video is all about Rihanna and JT's tortured desert relationship (and here I was thinking Justin was still in a city relationship with that skank Jessica Biel). Anyway, Rihanna dresses like a stripper while Justin dresses like George Michael in the "Faith" video. And while they don't seem very happy with each other, they do a shit-ton of "smoldering." I hope these two crazy kids can get their relationship back together... otherwise, their tiny trailer is going to seem a lot smaller.

CHECK IT OUT! (By the way, am I the only person who thinks Rihanna sounds a little like Mr. Haney from Green Acres?)

More smoldering looks at End Hits!

 

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Am I crazy, or does JT only say like two words during the whole song? If I paid for JT to have a cameo, I'd at least let him sing some baby making jams!
Posted by Valentij on November 18, 2008 at 3:40 PM · Report
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It's like that Whitesnake video and a Diesel ad were thrown into the editing blender and covered in lube.

But not just any lube. That fancy hypo-allergenic German shit.
Posted by I want to delete my account on November 21, 2008 at 4:38 PM · Report

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