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Thursday, November 20, 2008

TV The Absolute Worst Moment in the History of Humankind

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Nov 20, 2008 at 10:27 AM

Let's let our imaginations run free for a moment, shall we? Let's imagine an awful, awful "what-if" scenario in which Barack Obama did NOT win the presidency on election night. Imagining it? No... you're not doing a very good job. Just imagine the absolute worst moment in the history of humankind... and then multiply it by a kajillion.
Still having trouble imagining it? Well, the following video comes close to what that horrible, horrible moment might have looked like. Behold: six teenagers discovering that David Archuleta did NOT win this year's American Idol.

There but for the grace of God, go we.

 

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The only thing I could understand was"How could they vote for that loser who doesn't even shave?" The rest just sounded like porpoises in excruciating pain.
Posted by Beer Batter on November 20, 2008 at 4:58 PM · Report
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This is one of the most brilliant blog posts I've ever seen.
Posted by Will Radik on November 20, 2008 at 4:27 PM · Report
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i don't think the girl in the baseball t (the husky one) was even going for David. She doesn't really seem that sad. What a faker.
Posted by americanidolfreak on November 20, 2008 at 1:38 PM · Report
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Thank you for reminding me why I should be glad I didn't have children.
Posted by b-bang on November 20, 2008 at 1:08 PM · Report
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Awesome... It reminds me of how Jerry West reacted when we drew the number one lottery pick in 2007.
Posted by Joe Joe on November 20, 2008 at 12:21 PM · Report

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