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Friday, November 21, 2008
Music Tonight's Nightmare Today
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 21, 2008 at 4:55 PM
As a public service to our readers, I present the following classic music video so you can go ahead and get tonight's nightmare out of the way. The boy band in question is b4-4. The song is called "Get Down." There are a multitude of reasons why this video is a complete marijuana freakout, but here are just a few:
1) The b-boys of b4-4 are as orange as Oompa-Loompas.
2) They are singing a song about oral sex...
3) ... to a young black child.
4) And it kind of looks like their heads were photoshopped onto their bodies.
5) And those matching puka shell necklaces? Gaaaahhh!
Activate freakout.
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Ah, Wm.TM, just the chappie I was looking for.
I say, what?, the International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters now has its own web page! Amazing, you say.
Well, yes, actually it is when you consider the level of organization and technical sophistication around here is at the level of a colony of cherrystone clams. But, finally, with threats enough, we got Wilberforce, you know that pedophile from accounting at the home office in Llandrid Wells, Wales, to get on the stick or off the stick or whatever and get our site organized.
And organized it is.
I say, this is as excited as I've been since my years as a midshipman aboard the HMS Cornhole on shower night, don't you know.
Anyway, Wm.Tm, you are cordially invited to visit our site at http://sites.google.com/site/satiristsguil….
Your loyal subservient,
Baron Sir J. Murphy Witherington, R. Adm, RN, OBE, BfD, Cmdr, No. American Division, International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians and Pranksters, Ltd.
P.S.
Still, not funny.
Next!
Is this, like, a video that promotes abstinence via an oral/anal only thing? I'm thinking this is a mormon thing. Yes?
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I will absolutely never be able to find the words to talk about this. The trauma will just live inside me. Forever. Also, none of these guys would ever be allowed within 100 yards of my hoohah.
Friggin' Canadians and their damned robot bands. How does this shit even get across the border?!!!
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