As a public service to our readers, I present the following classic music video so you can go ahead and get tonight's nightmare out of the way. The boy band in question is b4-4. The song is called "Get Down." There are a multitude of reasons why this video is a complete marijuana freakout, but here are just a few:
1) The b-boys of b4-4 are as orange as Oompa-Loompas.
2) They are singing a song about oral sex...
3) ... to a young black child.
4) And it kind of looks like their heads were photoshopped onto their bodies.
5) And those matching puka shell necklaces? Gaaaahhh!
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