Triumph the Insult Comic Dog... back with the wizard he made fun of in his infamous Star Wars sketch? Too good to be true, right? And yet: HERE IT IS.
Turns out that the wizard, who insists on calling himself "Blackwolf," is a huge fan of the goblin-y death metal group Lordi. When he found out that Lordi was going to appear on Conan, he demanded that Triumph introduce him--and Triumph, who knows a ridiculous deal when he sees one, kindly obliged. Without further ado.
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