This Week in the Mercury
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Nov 26, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Reason #4,987,031 to love Obama? His new "economic recovery advisory board". "Help is on the way!"
The Feds suspect that al-Qaeda plans to target the New York City train system; New Yorkers plan to kick al-Qaeda's ass.
Says Joe Lieberman: "Everything that President-elect Obama has done since election night has been just about perfect...." SHUT UP, YOU STINK-HOLE LICKING TRAITOR.
Together again for the very first time... Sarah Palin will meet with Obama next week at the annual governor's meeting. Awwwwwkward!
With only two days left in their trip, space station astronauts busily collect recycled urine samples. Wait... what are those guys doing up there?!
First Ann Coulter gets her jaw wired shut, and now Rachael Ray is undergoing voice surgery? We have so much to be thankful for!
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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"Economic Recovery Advisory Board?"
You mean people like Robert Rubin who went to bat for Enron when they were being investigated by the Bush Treasury? He also played a large role in giving advice to Citigroup which lead to their multibillion dollar losses.
Oh, that's right. He's only hiring Rubin's followers.
Or maybe we're going to see Franklin Raines, Jim Johnson and Jamie Gorelik? All of whom were directors of Fannie Mae when it was handing out guarantees on mortgages to people who had no way or repaying them?
Oh, I forgot. They scampered down the hawshole before the agency went around. Rats do that.
Obama has handed the keys to the Clintons. He's going to be nothing but a figurehead.
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