Watch out, Arkansas, you could be full of gay people. That's the premise for a new educational DVD from the homo-hatin' American Family Association (at 28 minutes long, the film is "perfect for viewing during Sunday School" the AFA promises!) which uses the "former Christian resort town" of Eureka Springs, AR, as the tragic example of what will happen if the forces of diversity and tolerance take over every small town in America (including yours).
From their press release about the film - which you can order alone or as part of a five pack for the whole family! Christmas presents are totally covered this year.
"...the activists are now in the process of turning Eureka Springs into a haven for homosexuals. 'They're Coming To Your Town' shows how, using deceitfulness and lies, homosexuals maneuvered themselves into positions of power and then used those positions to promote their agenda. 'They're Coming To Your Town' is an eye-opener to those who are not familiar with how homosexuals use the system to attain their goals."
The DVD's trailer doesn't actually say what damage the gay agenda has done to Eureka Springs but some old jowly persons seem so upset at the situation that they're liable to get up from their La-Z-Boys:
At least the enemies of gays are really shoddy filmmakers.
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