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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sweet Potato Pie and I Shut My Mouth...

Posted by Ryan J. Prado on Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 11:59 AM

An Indiantown man was arrested and charged with assault after he allegedly threw a steaming-hot sweet potato pie at his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving. I've been saying this for years, but there's nothing "sweet" about a potato pie.

On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.

It's times like these I treasure the brilliant cooking skills of my girlfriend. Who knows what I'd do if she served me a burned plate of tofu and rice...

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