Portland Mercury
The Stranger
EverOut
Savage Love
Hump
Bold Type Tickets
The Latest
News
Culture
Music
Performance
Food & Drink
I, Anonymous
Savage Love
Pop Quiz PDX
Top Events Today and This Week
Live Music
•
Arts
•
Food
•
& More!
Support Portland Mercury
Masthead
Ad Info & Rates
Jobs at Portland Mercury
Contact
Privacy Policy
Terms of Use
Takedown Policy
Log In
Sign Up
All contents © Index Newspapers LLC
PO Box 86208, Portland, OR 97286
Portland Sex Survey Results! 🍆
Meet the City Council Candidates 👋
Don't Miss Our SPRING ARTS GUIDE! 🌷
Blogs
Dec 3, 2008 at 10:37 am
The Mercury Bought Me An iPhone
Matt Davis
It's the new 5G paper model. Thanks a million (for drawing it), Steve...
Comments 5
Tags:
Blogs
Editors' Picks
POP QUIZ PDX: Farewell to Darcelle, Celebs Who ❤️ Portland, and WOLVERINES (All Types)!
City Council Approves Daytime Camping Ban; Legal Challenges Could Arise
THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos' Stolen Baby, Jada Pinkett Whathisname, and Don't Even Think About Texting Dolly Parton. And Taylor Swift, Obviously.
Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!
POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy-Ass Trivia About Oregon's Hollywood Celebrities (Who Have Met ME!)