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Thursday, December 4, 2008

A Goddamn Vampire Stole My Girl

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 4 at 4:06 PM

One of the really annoying byproducts of this whole bullshitty Twilight/True Blood thing is perfectly nice guys getting dumped after vampires steal their girls. It ain't right, and I'M TIRED OF THAT WHICH AIN'T RIGHT! To help put my impotent rage into context, here is a very funny short film by a couple of writers from The Colbert Report appropriately titled "Once You Go Bat."

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