This Week in the Mercury
Thursday, December 4, 2008
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Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 9:16 AM
The big three automakers were back before Congress again today and with a new request: "Okay, so if you won't give us $25 billion, then how about you give us $34 billion? Hey, it's worth a shot."
AT&T plans to cut 12,000 jobs or 4 percent of their workforce. Does that include the elves inside my iPhone?
Holy shit... in his first 100 days, Obama plans on making a speech from a major Islamic capital.
Fearing she was being "punk'd," a Florida congresswoman hangs up on Obama... TWICE. In her defense, he sounds exactly like Ashton Kutcher.
While Pakistan vows to find the masterminds behind the Mumbai attacks, further evidence shows that they might start by looking in the mirror.
The RNC chief speaks out on Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss' win in Georgia: "Any rhetoric about a liberal mandate is nothing but hot air. That being said, let's go strangle some kittens."
Former prez candidate Mike Huckabee claims that "gays are being violent toward Christians, too." Two words for you, Huckabee: Matthew... Shepard.
And finally, the next time you happen to be in a Romanian debate, try not to compare your opponent's face to a bidet. That is, unless you want HILARITY to ensue!
beautiful kitty has gone missing from SE 35th & SE Morrison
Keep an eye out for our dear kitty!
Her name is Bramble Rose & she is a torti with long hair and a white face/chest & paws... pink nose..
She is extremely cute & affectionate- please call 503-913-1937
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