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Friday, December 5, 2008

Drunk Don't Go There!

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 12:40 PM

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This site, says one of our tech guys, makes him want to "quit the internet entirely." DO NOT GO HERE. It is called "1 Man 1 Jar" and it's WORSE than that two-girls-one-cup video. Much, much worse. You have been warned.

P.S. Tell us in the comments if you went there anyway.

 

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Fuck you
Posted by Graham on December 5, 2008 at 12:55 PM · Report
2
LEMON PARTY!
Posted by Mark Searcy on December 5, 2008 at 1:06 PM · Report
3
I clicked on it, and within five seconds I couldn't close the window fast enough! BRRRRR!!
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on December 5, 2008 at 1:12 PM · Report
4
The guy is surprisingly calm considering what just happened.....
Posted by ouch! on December 5, 2008 at 1:23 PM · Report
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For clarification: I thought I'd watch this all the way through out of journalistic curiosity. I got about 40 seconds through, and it has disturbed me so deeply that I don't think I'll ever forget it. Dan is absolutely right. Don't go there. Not even for curiosity's sake. Of course, that's only going to make you more curious. But I'm not kidding. This is the most disturbing video I have ever seen in my life.
Posted by Matt Davis on December 5, 2008 at 1:24 PM · Report
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I'm so not curious.
Posted by tk. on December 5, 2008 at 1:25 PM · Report
7
Agh! NSFW!!!! NSFAnywhere!!!!
Posted by Suburban Porn King on December 5, 2008 at 1:30 PM · Report
8
wow.. it took epic willpower to sit through the whole thing.. It took 2 separate attempts and a lot of teeth gritting..

Well done.
Posted by toast on December 5, 2008 at 1:39 PM · Report
9
couldn't get through the whole thing.

Posted by JakeM on December 5, 2008 at 1:43 PM · Report
10
I can't believe I clicked it. I don't feel so good now. Seriously, 2g1c is much better than this.
Posted by brenoc on December 5, 2008 at 1:58 PM · Report
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If you choose to watch this, it will be way worse than you anticipate. Fuck you Dan.
Posted by dankrag on December 5, 2008 at 2:09 PM · Report
12
I made it 20 seconds in and had to stop. I can't even imagine how much worse it gets.
Posted by jim on December 5, 2008 at 2:54 PM · Report
13
The grunting and sounds of glass grinding on glass I think really put me over the edge.
Posted by jarvitron on December 5, 2008 at 3:50 PM · Report
14
I've never been curious enough to watch 2g1c and I ain't watching this either.
Posted by Ritchie on December 5, 2008 at 5:45 PM · Report
15
I'm curious, but also very delicate, like an orchid. Can somebody provide please a five-word description of the clip?
Posted by Joneser on December 5, 2008 at 6:33 PM · Report
16
man breaks glass with ass
Posted by jacobus on December 5, 2008 at 9:27 PM · Report
17
This is why they had those GI Joe "Knowing is half the battle" videos.
Posted by Will Radik on December 5, 2008 at 9:56 PM · Report
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Hm, I actually think it was far easier to watch than 2girls1cup. I was able to watch this all the way through rather than 2girls1cup (where I was profusely gagging and then vomiting). I guess I am just more squeamish with shit than blood.

I do hope that he received medical help because he lost far too much blood to be okay... eep.
Posted by aayla on December 6, 2008 at 12:29 AM · Report
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Welp, I watched a few seconds. Just to spoil this for everyone:

1. Jar goes in man's ass
2. He's uncircumcised
3. Does it break? Watch to find out!
Posted by Dragon_Slave on December 6, 2008 at 12:43 AM · Report
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WHY did you post this???
Posted by Tommy on December 6, 2008 at 3:49 AM · Report
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I'm switching to plastic
Posted by mutewitness on December 6, 2008 at 10:07 AM · Report
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There's an extended version that shows the guy stand up for a second, come out of shock long enough to realize what has happened and scream noooo! It pretty much canceled out all the pleasure I've enjoyed in my life until this moment.
Posted by jeff on December 6, 2008 at 8:10 PM · Report
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To jeff
He is not scream noooo! He went in silence. That scream is editors trick – anybody soundtrack
with titles Efukt.com in final of video. So, relax and enjoy ;)
Posted by alex13031969 on December 22, 2008 at 3:27 AM · Report
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Dispite how stupid this guy is, I felt kinda bad for him. Who knew such a gay pleasure could instantly turn into a painful glassy horror? There are two sequals to this. go to "www.owmyass.com" and it shows him in a bath tub cleaning his ass. and go to "www.efukt.com" and look for "1 man 1 screwdriver". It's too horrible to describe. You have to watch it yourself.
Posted by polkcountyboy93 on June 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM · Report

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