Here's what will surely become another minor classic in the SNL shorts of Andy Samberg (with a cameo from Justin... EEEEEE!!) — a techno bumper which describes a NSFW situation that has never ever happened to me. I promise.

By the by, this is the first single from Samberg's band Lonely Island (along with Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone), and the debut album "Incredibad" is due out in February.

More bodily fluids over at End Hits.