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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Film Jessica Biel Is a Boner Killer.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 3:01 PM
Aw, jesus christ. Seriously?
Several Los Angelenos meet on Christmas Eve through chance, tragedy and divine intervention. Swayze will play the sleazy owner of the strip club where Biel's character dances. Redmayne will portray a mortician who falls in love with her. Kristofferson will play the head of a corporate crime organization who tries to convince his former employee (Liotta) not to seek vengeance on his former co-workers. Whitaker, who also serves as a producer on the film, will play a suicidal ex-priest. Newcomer Alejandro Romero will play a transsexual prostitute who shares an unexpected bond with the priest.
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What's wrong with Biel? Have you seen her haunches? Have you!? Did you see Stealth? She carried that flick. I'm not saying Powder Blue is going to be any good, but Biel is no deflater.
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Nobody's seen Biel's haunches, she has a no-nudity clause. Now she's pulling the stupid Jessica Alba crap where she plays a stripper and will not take it off.
But she can not act worth a damn. The only time she was OK at acting was Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and even then she was too distractingly hot.
But she can not act worth a damn. The only time she was OK at acting was Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and even then she was too distractingly hot.
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