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Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Drunk Merry Christmas… NOW DIE!!!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 9:55 AM
You know, I've been looking for the perfect X-mas present for all those people who have been pissing me off, and at last? I'VE FOUND IT! It's the newest product from the #1 military contractor Lockheed Martin, and is aptly named the "Multiple Kill Vehicle." Though I'm slightly upset that I can't ride this thing, it's just the right size to gift wrap and slip under your enemy's tree.
(FYI: You might want to start being a little nicer in the comments. HINT. HINT.)
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