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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

This Fembot is Totally Frigid, Yo!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Meet "Aiko." She's a female android invented by Le Trung that's fluent in two languages, a whiz at math, able to give directions and perform simple chores, holds a conversation, has every human sense (except for smell), and completely gets up in your grill when you touch her breasts. In other words, THIS IS THE WORST FEMBOT EVER.

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Yeah, she's a bitch, but I'd take her home if she'd say "Somebody set up us the bomb." for me, just once.

Posted by Will Radik on December 11, 2008 at 10:57 AM | Report this comment

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