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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Blag Blog: Fuck You, Fucko

Posted by Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Thu, Dec 11, 2008 at 3:44 PM

Attention fuckers calling on me to step down: Fuck. You. (For real.)

Seriously Washington Times and all 50 Democratic senators and President-fucking-Elect Obama: You want me to step down? For fucking free?

Fuck that. I'll step down as governor for $500,000.
I'll step down wearing a French maid's outfit for $750,000.
Shit, for $25,000, I'll wrestle anyone live on Pay Per View.
For $10,000, I'll shave my head, and for an additional $5,000, I'll eat the hair.

Don't fuck with me. A governorship is a fucking valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing. So fuck YOU, you fucking fucked up fucko.


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