Fuck that. I'll step down as governor for $500,000.
I'll step down wearing a French maid's outfit for $750,000.
Shit, for $25,000, I'll wrestle anyone live on Pay Per View.
For $10,000, I'll shave my head, and for an additional $5,000, I'll eat the hair.
Don't fuck with me. A governorship is a fucking valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing. So fuck YOU, you fucking fucked up fucko.
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