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Friday, December 12, 2008

GAH! One Hour to Go! Bid, Bid, BID!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 4:02 PM

There's a ton of hot auction action going on RIGHT NOW, and you only have one hour left! (Auction ends at 5 pm today!) Bid now and bid big if you don't want your holiday gift stolen from underneath your tree!

And don't forget, Marjorie and I will help you duplicate a prosthetic imitation of your very own penis if you donate here before 5 pm!

HELP OUT PORTLAND WOMEN'S CRISIS LINE! BID, BID, BID!

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