This Week in the Mercury
Friday, December 12, 2008
Food Never Too Early For Christmas Cookie Bukkake
Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 8:33 AM
I adore Mercury film editor Erik Henriksen. It's not just because he's smart, and attractive, and knows all the cheat codes for just about every Mario Bros. game ever made; it's also because he clues me in to stuff like the annual holiday dick shaped cookie ( or, dickerdoodle) contest, sponsored by Penny Arcade. Everyone else in the office seems to think Erik is a prude! I just think he's dreamy.
I have got to say, this is one of the lewdest cooking contests I've ever had the pleasure to enjoy via a video game web comic website. These things are just obscene, and the usage of icing is priceless. There's really nothing I like better than turning an innocent childhood food into a base and shameless sexual object.
The only problem with the contest is that you really don't know what these dickerdoodles would actually taste like. Some of them look obviously unappealing, but there are others I'd happily shove down my own throat.
Oh, and if you want to know more about Penny Arcade, Erik wrote a great article about them for The Stranger. Anyway, enjoy my favorite NSFW dickerdoodles after the jump.
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Is that penultimate one an MP reference?
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And Erik is TOTALLY DREAMY! (Let's see how uncomfortable we can make him. It'll be funny.)
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You mean he's been lying to me this whole time? I trusted him damnit! Doesn't he know he doesn't have to lie to impress me? I always thought he was awesome. He didn't need to lie. Damn you Henriksen! Damn you and your sexy, sexy lies!
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