My pipes are frozen.
This morning, I used the leftover water in my tea kettle to wash my face and armpits. This makes me cranky. The snow was cute yesterday, but now I have to go to the store and buy a giant jug of bottled water just so I can gravity-flush my toilet. Booo! Winter sucks! It's true—Just ask a cow:
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