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Monday, December 15, 2008

Someone's Going to Hell… But I Don't Think it's Santa

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 3:08 PM

In the following video, the members of the Westboro Baptist Church (yeah, the "God Hates Fags" bigots) take one of our most cherished Christmas songs, and turn it into the creepiest and most despicable anti-Santa rant you've ever heard. If this doesn't turn America against them, nothing will!

 

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1
They would have loved seeing Santa in the Silverado on Saturday!
Posted by Milfalicious on December 15, 2008 at 3:46 PM · Report
2
This needs a good Benny Hillifying.

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhill…
Posted by The One True b!X on December 15, 2008 at 4:04 PM · Report
3
America turned against them a long, long time ago.
Posted by no one in particular on December 15, 2008 at 4:13 PM · Report
4
They are nothing but a bunch of inbreds who just want attention. If the media would just stop reporting about them then maybe they would just go back into the Kansas hole they crawled from.

I say inbreds because I understand the entire family IS the congregation.
Posted by jpxpdx on December 15, 2008 at 7:47 PM · Report
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It's mainly the Phelps family, along with two or three other families that have intermarried pretty extensively, so yeah, by now they're a pretty tight genetic web. With any luck, within a few more generations, they'll grow fins and return to the ocean...
Posted by Tommy on December 16, 2008 at 4:18 AM · Report
6
Performance artists!
Posted by Will Radik on December 16, 2008 at 11:11 AM · Report
7
Ha! Devolution does seem like the ultimate ironic fate for the religious fanatic.
Posted by Beer Batter on December 16, 2008 at 2:23 PM · Report
8
You could be onto something, Will. Maybe Fred Phelps is actually Andy Kaufmann...
Posted by Tommy on December 16, 2008 at 3:50 PM · Report

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