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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 8:46 AM

SNOW!!! The crazy writers at Wend magazine go snow cycling around Portland with a helmet cam on:


CHEST!!!
As in, CHEST HAIR!!! Makes a comeback...

CHENEY APPROVED WATERBOARDING!!! Yet another reason the sick old fuck should rot in hell.

IMPEACH WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER??? Blago won't go. Let's push him...

DRUNKENFREUDE!!! A New York Times columnist coins the word of the moment...

GNR FLOP!!! Best Buy sells just 318,000 copies of Chinese Democracy...

REAR FOR A YEAR!!! Says The Sun, announcing the release of Kim Kardashian's 2009 calendar.

Good day.

 

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How do they not fall? That is amazing.
Posted by Will Radik on December 16, 2008 at 10:59 AM · Report

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