SNOW!!! The crazy writers at Wend magazine go snow cycling around Portland with a helmet cam on:
CHEST!!! As in, CHEST HAIR!!! Makes a comeback...
CHENEY APPROVED WATERBOARDING!!! Yet another reason the sick old fuck should rot in hell.
IMPEACH WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER??? Blago won't go. Let's push him...
DRUNKENFREUDE!!! A New York Times columnist coins the word of the moment...
GNR FLOP!!! Best Buy sells just 318,000 copies of Chinese Democracy...
REAR FOR A YEAR!!! Says The Sun, announcing the release of Kim Kardashian's 2009 calendar.
Good day.