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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Virgin Mary Finally Gets Playboy Cover

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 9:52 AM

So what did it take… over 2000 years? But FINALLY the world's hottest virgin makes the cover of Mexican Playboy magazine. Model Maria Florencia Onori (who's undoubtedly a virgin herself… otherwise why choose her?) stars as the Virgin Mary, and after seeing a copy, God responded, "Dude… I'd totally tap that."


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