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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Self-Hypnosis Gave Me Cancer of the Neck

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 1:19 PM

UPDATE! Sorry about today's lack of Blogtowniness, but Arctic Apocalypse '08 temporarily knocked out our intertubes. We rejoin Blogtown already in progress.

… a candidate for date rape! HA! HA! HAAAAAAA! Ahhhhhh… anyway. Along that same "vein" here's an entertainingly creepy infomercial where a hypnotist/date rapist tells us how self-hypnosis can cause you to get neck cancer, make blonde girls name "Cher" instantly fall asleep, and can help you become the most super-duper AWESOME "you" you can be!


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