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Monday, December 22, 2008

Blind Item: Rachel Ray Loves Portland Indie Rock?

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 2:39 PM

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This just in from the End Hits gossip desk:

Which high-energy Portland band will supposedly be cooking up some rock and roll goodness alongside Rachel Ray at SXSW. They'll be playing her afternoon BBQ party/showcase, but hopefully they'll get paid in something other than her tacky merchandise. Yum-O!

Comment below with your wild guesses.

 

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Horrible photoshop skills.

Oh, and, Decemberiststststs. Obvi.
Posted by Cory G on December 22, 2008 at 2:46 PM · Report
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Ditto on the shitty shitty photoshop.

And regardless of which band plays on her show, I hope that the band takes the opportunity to stab Rachel Ray repeatedly in her fat face. I hate that bitch.
Posted by Graham on December 22, 2008 at 2:48 PM · Report
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She did this last year.
Posted by D on December 22, 2008 at 3:03 PM · Report
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D, yes she did. Her husband has a band and plays the event as well.

As for my Photoshop skills, I admit this art is absolutely terrible. But is there a way to make a good Rachel Ray + Portland image?
Posted by ezra on December 22, 2008 at 3:14 PM · Report
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blitzen trapper or menomena
Posted by miguelaron on December 22, 2008 at 3:15 PM · Report
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Good point Ezra!
Posted by Cory G on December 22, 2008 at 3:34 PM · Report
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You almost had me believing there really was a bench and a patch of grass on the Burnside bridge... The light's a fairly decent match, and it would've been reasonably convincing if you'd rotated the foreground about 5 degrees clockwise and taken care of the spaces between the slats. As for who will be accompanying Rachel's BBQ showcase, my guess is, maybe... Trashcan Joe? Jackstraw? Or Kenny Lavitz, perhaps?
Posted by Tommy on December 22, 2008 at 5:24 PM · Report
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Starfucker.
Posted by jason on December 22, 2008 at 5:54 PM · Report
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Graham, that's some kinda hate you got going on there. I bet the ladies love you! Anyhow, Rachael Ray is great. She invented the "Crisp Kringle" it is the only official holiday blowjob that involves Rachael Ray and a mouthful of delicious buttery Ritz Crackers®. This is the most wonderful time of the year.
Posted by montaqua on December 22, 2008 at 8:35 PM · Report
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When I think of PDX bands that love food only one name comes to mind... POISON IDEA!!!

BTW: they'll be playing the Satyricon on New Years Eve. Don't forget to list it in the next issue, EZ.
Posted by blah on December 22, 2008 at 8:55 PM · Report
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Can't resist complimenting a PI reference.
The band that's spoon fed...with a shovel!!
Posted by stukasoverpdx on December 22, 2008 at 10:56 PM · Report
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Blah, will do!
Posted by ezra on December 23, 2008 at 7:35 AM · Report
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Grrr... Go away you 30 minute devil of mischief. Take you and the scourge of your neckless grinning head elsewhere. There is no room in this inn of sin.
Posted by PCpdx82 on December 23, 2008 at 2:48 PM · Report

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