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Monday, December 22, 2008

DIE, OLD MAN WINTER! JUST FUCKING DIE!

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 2:03 PM

While KATU (studio location: NE 21st and Sandy) has been frantically, giddily engaging in nonstop reporting on SNOWPOCALYPSE!!—indeed, they've been breathlessly, repetitively announcing minute-by-minute conditions for days now, reporting from such far-flung locales as, say, the snowy intersection at NE 21st and Sandy—one thing that's utterly awesome about their coverage is meteorologist Scott Sistek's excellently named weather blog, Partly to Mostly Bloggin'.

Just looking outside and you can tell Old Man Winter paid us a visit, but in Lake Stevens, it looks like he put in a personal appearance!

GYAH! THE FUCK IS THAT? HAUNTED ICICLE! HAUNTED GODDAMN ICICLE! OLD MAN WINTER WILL KILL US ALL! THERE HE IS! KILL IT! KILL IT! IF WE MELT HIM THE SNOW WILL GO AWAY!

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KILL IT!

 

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1
Looks fake.
Posted by Will Radik on December 22, 2008 at 9:33 PM · Report
2
FROST-DEMONS ALWAYS DO! DO NOT BE FOOLED.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on December 22, 2008 at 9:44 PM · Report
3
Frost Demons! Hahah. : >
Posted by Will Radik on December 23, 2008 at 2:22 PM · Report
4
You dirty bastard, I came up with SNOWPOCALYPSE (tm) and you done stoled it!
Posted by Abusive on December 23, 2008 at 4:29 PM · Report

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