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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Do You Have a Frozen Baby?

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Dec 23, 2008 at 9:30 AM

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Because if you do, you might want to walk back over to my house and pick up your damn stroller.

This frozen block of stroller has been abandoned out in front of my house since Saturday, and I'm a little concerned for its former occupant and the sort of parent that would just ditch baby's ride in someone's front yard. Aren't these things expensive?

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Also, it's days like this that make me wish I defaulted on my mortgage and bought that cherry red Hummer. Look at that thing! Boom! Right over the snow.

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