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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Do You Have a Frozen Baby?

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Tue, Dec 23, 2008 at 9:30 AM

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Because if you do, you might want to walk back over to my house and pick up your damn stroller.

This frozen block of stroller has been abandoned out in front of my house since Saturday, and I'm a little concerned for its former occupant and the sort of parent that would just ditch baby's ride in someone's front yard. Aren't these things expensive?

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Also, it's days like this that make me wish I defaulted on my mortgage and bought that cherry red Hummer. Look at that thing! Boom! Right over the snow.

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It really pisses me off how much I'm seeing people littering in the snow. The white snow everywhere really brings out the WT mentality for some reason.

Posted by waaaah on December 23, 2008 at 10:56 AM | Report this comment

dude there is a ginormous dodge ram pickup truck out in front of my house. dude just left it there. middle of the road. dude....wtf ever dude?!

Posted by pinehurstkid on December 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM | Report this comment

Dude. Free stroller! Don't complain!

Posted by Will Radik on December 23, 2008 at 1:06 PM | Report this comment

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