Tuesday, December 23, 2008
News Good Morning, News!!
Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Dec 23, 2008 at 6:42 AM
OBAMA VACATION!!! His hotness plays golf, and orders: "two hot dogs, two spam musubi, two passion orange sodas, one Powerade and one coke, for a tab of $17.75.” (Musubi is sushi made with Spam, apparently). But hold it. Stop the press:
DRUG REHAB OR REVOLVING DOOR??? That's right, kids. Portland made the New York Times again!
POPE BASHES GAYS!!! Says homosexuality is a "destruction of God's work."
OBAMA SMART TO PICK WARREN!!! I mean, you gotta reduce attendance at the inauguration somehow...
NYT RUNS FAKE FRENCH LETTER!!! (In England, "French Letter" is slang for "condom." I have no idea why).
THIS ISH YOUR PILOT SHPEAKING!!! Drunk Pilot arrested at London's Heathrow.
STRANDED AT THE AIRPORT!!! Thousands stuck thanks to Artageddon '08. Although not this reporter, who is eight minutes from boarding his plane to Newark. On time.
Good day.
Showing 1-1 of 1
Not only did the Pope bash gays, he equated it to conservationism of the environment.
Need Scooter Service?
We sell and repair scooters, and have a full service department specializing in Chinese brand scooters; we work on all brands of scooters, however.
Band of the Week
Bombs Into You
About Portland Mercury
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Comments (1) RSS