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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

While I'm not going to justify the actions of the rapscallion who wrote scatological words on various snow covered cars on NE 28th—between Burnside and Stark—that doesn't mean I didn't think it was pretty funny in a really juvenile way.

From the "Poo Mobil" to "Diarhea" (it's a tough word to spell, I won't judge you for missing it), almost every vehicle on the entire block was prominently marked. Nice form, young prankster. Keep honing those skills and you'll be working here in no time!

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I already do work here.

Posted by Alf on December 23, 2008 at 4:17 PM | Report this comment

They got the silent h in diarrhea, nice!

Posted by Michelle on December 23, 2008 at 4:24 PM | Report this comment

Young prankster, my ass. Probably someone, mid 20's-30's, from Michigan or Ohio.

Posted by jake on December 23, 2008 at 6:36 PM | Report this comment

It's probably just a Catalonian transplant celebrating the season. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXYLwOrgyc… ://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=301926231&blogID=457957669&feature=player_embedded

Posted by Dr. Something on December 23, 2008 at 8:36 PM | Report this comment

They put a giant penis on my boyfriends car on SE 29th!
A drawing, that is.

Posted by poomobile on December 23, 2008 at 9:06 PM | Report this comment

probably the same guy who wrote "LEE" in YELLOW next to the snow by my car- hmmm- between Burnside and Stark also....

Posted by Lindsarella on December 23, 2008 at 11:27 PM | Report this comment

I didn't know Humpy lived there...

Posted by LawyerPepper on December 24, 2008 at 1:56 AM | Report this comment

How come none of them say "COCK PISS PARTRIDGE"?

Posted by dalasv on December 24, 2008 at 1:31 PM | Report this comment

Reporting "Crotch" on SE 37th between Belmont and Hawthorne.

Posted by a.d. on December 24, 2008 at 2:41 PM | Report this comment

These talented young Portland artists can turn anything into a piece of wonder!

Posted by Will Radik on December 24, 2008 at 2:44 PM | Report this comment

i saw a star and a rainbow on the back of a truck in northeast. cuteness, to balance the scales.

Posted by mlklm on December 25, 2008 at 11:08 AM | Report this comment

Genius.

Posted by buchino on December 25, 2008 at 2:42 PM | Report this comment

OK, nobody has commented about all the dinosaur scales on SE Ladd. Seriously, cars that had snow scales added along the center, and nicely done. Hondasaur, Chevysaur, etc.

Posted by organic.brian on December 26, 2008 at 1:16 AM | Report this comment

Sadly, I'm the one who first started with the "poop"

Native Oregonian too, I am. Just pissed at the neighbors

Posted by zilfondel on December 27, 2008 at 1:26 AM | Report this comment

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