"Pope decries selfishness in face of economic crisis." Says the guy sitting in a golden palace. CRAM IT, POPE.
"Three dead at a party when man in Santa suit opens fire." OH COME THE FUCK ON!
Playwright Harold Pinter dies. OH COME THE FUCK ON!
"Blog miracle saves Christmas." Oh, never mind. Not our blog.
And finally, here is my Christmas gift to you: Henrietta and Myrna sing "Go Tell it On the Mountain." Don't thank me. SERIOUSLY. DON'T THANK ME.
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