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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

What're You Doing Tonight?

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Wed, Dec 31, 2008 at 4:07 PM

Happy New Year's Eve! And happy Smoking Ban Eve!

What're you up to tonight? Maybe your New Year's Eve is going to look a little something like this:


Do-si-do! Or maybe it will be a little more like this:

M'mm, m'mm, sexy disembodied legs! Or perhaps it will go a little something like this... (sure hope the wife doesn't find out!)

Oh you seductive temptress—how can I resist?

 

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The lady in the third video sure sings funny, Mister.
Posted by Will Radik on December 31, 2008 at 5:05 PM · Report

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