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Friday, January 2, 2009
TV "Melons" vs. Melons: WHO YA GOT?!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 2, 2009 at 2:50 PM
There's a reason I don't watch American cooking shows. And it's because they rarely feature women with ginormous funbags smashing them against defenseless watermelons. Prepare for your first big shock of 2009.
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whoa. that was messed up.
Dude. That is fucked up. I can't even do that with my enormous whang. I want to see her get in a fight with someone.
I like how one of her sandy blonde hair extensions fell off with the first boobie-blammo. Notice her discreetly shove it from the the table moments later.
Now THAT'S showbiz!!!
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