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Friday, January 2, 2009
Crime / Film / Food RoboCop Ignores RoboCop Duties, Steps Through Television to Eat Korean Family's Dinner.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Jan 2, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Thanks for making my day, crazy Korean commercial makers! If you're taking requests, I'd really like to see a terminator going to SuperCuts, if that's at all possible. Some people think that terminators' haircuts are super-easy—that they always just get a flat top and it only takes like two minutes or whatever. But take it from me—those people couldn't be more wrong!
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Did Robocop just steal the whole fucking fridge?
What an abuse of police powers.
"I'LL BE BACK...in two to four weeks...and maybe for some highlights."
Get it? Because he's at the salon and he....never mind.
hmmm.... so many punchlines for what he could be saying when he takes the fridge...
"I'm keeping my cool."
"This will make a lovely wife."
"This is freezing!"
"Grab your mother again in shock, I liked that."
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that's the best thing I've ever seen.
That's pretty sweet. How about a commercial featuring Roy Baty going to Lenscrafters. "If you could only see what I've seen through your DISPOSABLE CONTACT LENSES."
WTF is that music playing in the background? I think it's from a western or something. Tried to find it on youtube. Could not.
It's the theme to Back To The Future III. I'll never admit why I know that.
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