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Monday, January 5, 2009

This is What Happens When Your Mac Smokes Weed

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 3:27 PM

The reason I don't own a Macintosh Computer... Aside from the fact that they won't sell me one because I call them Macintosh Computers... And they're too expensive... The reason is because when I'm not around, it's just going to smoke pot and call inappropriate humanitarian aid agencies for food. This is of particular concern because the Mercury Office is right next door to MercyCorps. Not to mention all that NSFW Language!

Stoner humor... Will you ever NOT be funny?

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