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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Why Has This Woman Never Heard of the Foot Brush?!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Are your feet KILLING you? Well, they're killing me, because of their STINK. Finally there's a product that can solve both of our problems. It's the FOOT BRUSH. Simply squirt some suspicious goo onto the brush, and rub the stink right off your feet. Plus your footsies will be so invigorated, you'll feel like dancing all night in the co-op's rec room. THANK YOU, FOOT BRUSH!!

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HEY! That's the Life Alert Lady!

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