Israel stops bombing Gaza to deliver humanitarian aid! Wait… this just in… they're bombing again.
After a secret backroom meeting, suddenly Democrats are more than happy to welcome the tainted Roland Burris into the Senate. And Obama had something to do with it?!?
In 2009, the federal deficit is expected to hit (gulp) $1.2 TRILLION.
New suspicions are being raised about the death of John Travolta's son Jett. Let the internet conspiracies begin!
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt is suing his nephews for putting their family name on inferior porn. (What? Did they forget to bleach the buttholes? Sorry about that.)
A soldier is killed in a bar fight because he played Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville" on the jukebox. An overreaction? Watch this video before you make up your mind.
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