Before watching this, go get a friend and make the following bet: Who would win in a race, a monkey on a bicycle or a human on a unicycle? Crap. I keep forgetting the age-old adage, "Never bet against a monkey under any circumstances." Anyway, once again, "THANK YOU, CHINA," and "FUCK YOU, PETA." (I'm sure they had something to do with the dearth of monkey bicycle races in this country.)
Hat tips to With Leather.
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