This Week in the Mercury

Through Mind and Back

Music

Through Mind and Back

Youth Lagoon Wades in Wondrous Waters


Comedy's a Joke

Theater

Comedy's a Joke

Profiling Sean Joseph Patrick Carney



Friday, January 9, 2009

Eff You, Bride Wars

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:49 PM

I was legitimately excited to attend a screening of Bride Wars last night, cheerfully driving out to Tigard in the traffic and rain, a seriously SAD-afflicted girlfriend in tow, hoping that some dumb-but-fun chick flick brain candy would do us both some good.

I was wrong.

My palms were actually sweating with anger when I wrote my review this morning (the studio sheepishly screened it after our print deadline, so it's a web exclusive). Hit the link for more on my hatred and disappointment, and know that the trailer is basically all you need to see. Then just close your eyes, turn off your imagination, and think of the least creative ways there are to fill in the blanks, and the rest of the film will be revealed to you, at a $0 ticket price.

kate-hudson-hathaway-bride-wars.jpg

They really are as stupid as they look, apparently.

Comments (4)

Showing 1-4 of 4

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-4 of 4

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy