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Friday, January 9, 2009

News Good Morning, News!!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 8:16 AM

THE OREGONIAN LOVES THE SECRET LIST!!! "It also may be that the civil libertarians are working off an old model, in which a secret list of names inevitably breeds abuses," writes the "editorial board," although it could just as easily have been someone from the Portland Business Alliance. Or Himmler. No, sorry, he died. Read about the Banality of Evil, here.

OBAMA TEAMS WITH SPIDERMAN!!! Sweet Jesus, that's gonna sell out fast.

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WORST UNEMPLOYMENT SINCE 1945!!! Got a job? Keep it...

PALIN CLASS WAR!!! The Media is going easier on Caroline Kennedy because of her class, says Lady Muck.

CHENEY UNREPENTANT!!! Plans to fish the Snake River in his retirement, rather than answer for war crimes at the Hague.

JOHN GOTTI'S NEIGHBOR!!! Was "dipped in an acid bath." Mystery solved.

AMBASSADOR WINTOUR!!! Obama is "rumored" to be in talks with the Vogue editor to be his Ambassador to London, writes the ever credible gossip columnist at Fashion Weekly.

OBAMA TO TALK WITH HAMAS!!! And good on him for it. Perhaps he could take Spidey along...

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Good day.

 

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Did Obama support the Superhuman Registration Act? Why isn't the liberal media asking the tough questions? This is why newspapers are dying!
Posted by Kyle! on January 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM · Report
2
It's common knowledge that Tony Stark was a huge contributor to Obama's campaign. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING AT ALL.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on January 9, 2009 at 11:10 AM · Report
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They're obviously Skrulls, they look like plastic.
Posted by Beer Batter on January 9, 2009 at 12:09 PM · Report
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Clearly Obama is against the Superhuman Registration Act. He has pledged to close the Negative Zone prison within the first 100 days of taking office.
Posted by Number Six on January 9, 2009 at 5:29 PM · Report
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Atleast you won't have a job soon Matt! Well, unless smelly Randy hires you.

FIRE MATT DAVIS NOW! DEPORT MATT DAVIS NOW!
Posted by FIRE MATT DAVIS on January 9, 2009 at 11:14 PM · Report
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"WORST UNEMPLOYMENT SINCE 1945!!!"

That's not at all what the article says, Matt.

p.s. FIRE MATT DAVIS is seriously the most shite troll ever. Makes you miss the good old days, no?
Posted by A cat on January 9, 2009 at 11:19 PM · Report

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