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Monday, January 12, 2009

"Journalists" In The Movies!

Posted by Matt Davis on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Since so many of us are turning to alternative careers/"freelancing"/unemployment these days, it's amusing to see journalists(TM) appearing as lead characters in two upcoming movies, The Soloist and State Of Play. The Soloist features Robert Downey jr. and Jamie Foxx, with Downey jr. playing an LA Times hack who discovers Nathaniel Ayers (Foxx), a schizophrenic cellist who now plays a two-stringed instrument while, er, bumming on the streets. To say that this movie will be easy to spoof would be an understatement—I'm even writing the Youtube script in my mind as I type—but I'm hopeful it might cut through the obvious cynicism surrounding its release (because you know, homeless people only really matter when they went to Juilliard) and at least prove watchable:
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KNEE-SLAPPING COMEDY POTENTIAL: Foxx and Downey jr.

Next up, the 100% realistic movie State Of Play features everybody's favorite Aussie maniac, after Mel Gibson, with the most incredible hair, acting opposite Ben Affleck, playing a senator. You may wish to re-read that last sentence, because true facts don't come along in that order, very often:

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INCISIVE HAIR: Crowe, with Affleck.

The only problem with these movies? They're making me feel insecure. How am I ever to write another In The Shadows column about some poor unfortunate soul, if they don't simultaneously have some kind of elitist musical background? And how the hell am I going to look Sam Adams in the face, without at least a more substantial gut and a far less restrained overall coiffure?

To paraphrase: The journalism is dead. Long live the journalism. As portrayed by Russell Crowe...

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See - How to Cover an Election, by Frank Rich, New York Review of Books, http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21411

Posted by pdx97217 on January 12, 2009 at 11:22 AM | Report this comment

"All The President's Men," about Woodward and Bernstein, starring Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, at the Portland Art Museum, Saturday March 14, 7:00 PM.

Posted by David Bragdon on January 12, 2009 at 1:00 PM | Report this comment

I thought "The Soloist" was a spoof. Wasn't it part of the teaser trailers seen before "Tropic Thunder"? And if it is real, are we allowed to laugh in the movie theater?

Posted by Mr. Chuck on January 12, 2009 at 1:46 PM | Report this comment
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State of Play the BBC series is really good - and even more antiquated in its romanticism of the crusading investigative journalist.

Posted by jason on January 12, 2009 at 3:31 PM | Report this comment

I dare you to call Crowe an Aussie to his face, pom.

Posted by Milfalicious on January 12, 2009 at 9:40 PM | Report this comment

A movie that shows how television ruined journalism: "Feed," the 1992 documentary directed by Kevin Rafferty and James Ridgeway, based primarily on the 1992 Democratic primary in New Hampshire.

Posted by David Bragdon on January 13, 2009 at 1:57 PM | Report this comment

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