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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Drunk / Politics Inauguration: Dancing Girls On The Slammer Roof?

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 1:40 PM

The Mercury's postwoman (postperson?) (postmanlady?) just dropped by with a bundle of post, and the unsubstantiated rumor that the Slammer on SE 8th and Stark is planning to have an inauguration party on the 20th, starting at 6pm, with, quote, "dancing girls on the roof." I would like to see some Obama nipple-tassles, personally. The band's playing, too. "Where the streets have no name?"

Don't forget: The Mercury-sponsored inauguration party kicks off at Holocene at 8pm next Tuesday.

 

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1
They're called mail carriers now.
Posted by Graham on January 13, 2009 at 1:47 PM · Report
2
Was that before or after they were the pony express?
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on January 13, 2009 at 2:00 PM · Report
3
I think it's retro-active. They were always mail carriers. Just like we all always liked The Gilmore Girls.
Posted by Graham on January 13, 2009 at 2:11 PM · Report
4
What Graham said and also I think they're called Femailmen.
Posted by kiala on January 13, 2009 at 2:13 PM · Report
5
El postina?
Posted by tk. on January 13, 2009 at 2:28 PM · Report
6
and when i go there.... i go there with you... it's all i can...STOP STOP STOP!!!
Posted by pinehurstkid on January 13, 2009 at 3:15 PM · Report
7
Don't need a mailman to know which way the wind blows.
Posted by David Bragdon on January 13, 2009 at 5:22 PM · Report

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