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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

No More "Yes We Can" Puns. I'M SERIOUS!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 13, 2009 at 2:00 PM

On 24 (and numerous other shows, I'm sure) they have a character who used to be a good guy working for the government until something so disappointing and revolting happened, he turned against his country and into an evil super villain. After the introduction of Ben & Jerry's newest product, I am now that guy.

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President elect Obama? It's nothing personal, but since you have now been reduced to a cultural joke along the lines of Bart Simpson drinking a can of Coors, or Calvin peeing on a Ford logo, I have no choice but to do everything in my power to DESTROY YOUR ADMINISTRATION and subsequently THE PLANET. (That is, as soon as my nuclear tornado ray is finished.)

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