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Thursday, January 22, 2009

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 22, 2009 at 9:54 AM

Obama on Guantanamo: "SHUT 'ER DOWN!"

Obama on his Blackberry: "SHE'S MINE, I'M KEEPING 'ER!"

Obama on his flubbed inaugural oath: "I'M TAKIN' A MULLIGAN."

Hillary Clinton on her first day as Secretary of State: "LINE UP FOR YER ASS-KICKINS'."

Caroline Kennedy on why she dropped her bid for Hillary's senate seat: "NONE OF YER GODDAMN BEESWAX!"

Microsoft to 5,000 of their workers: "APPLY FOR FOODSTAMPS, EFFERS!"

Clark County Washington on yet another hysterical call for Sam's resignation: "YEE-HAW, WE'RE-A JUMPIN' ON THE BANDWAGON!"

Sigourney Weaver on The View: "HEY AMERICA, WANNA PEEK AT MY VAGINER?" (Obvs a little NSFW-ish.)

 

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"Caroline Kennedy on why she dropped her bid for Hillary's senate seat: "UH, NONE OF YER GODDAMN BEESWAX!""

Corrected that for ya.
Posted by NIG GER on January 22, 2009 at 10:27 AM · Report
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Humm, Vantuky wants to tell us how to run our city. Pretty much what I expected when I saw the polling results various places that said Sam should resign, "I wonder how many of those people actually live in Portland."

Anyways, Sam Adams is opposed to a 12 lane freeway bridge. His sustainability adviser has even written editorials in a local newspaper saying what an awful idea it is. Yet Vantuky wants it, because it will make it easier for them to drive home after work. And there is a big decision coming up about that bridge. If Sam Adams steps down, they'll probably get their 12 lanes, and if he doesn't, they might not. So, what do you think the Vantuky newspaper is going to say? Sam could have stubbed his toe, and not have told anyone, and they'd be calling for his resignation, because they just don't like Sam Adams.
Posted by Matthew D on January 22, 2009 at 11:10 AM · Report

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